I'm in line at the grocer buying seven cans of cat food and a bottle of market wine when i realize I look like a REAL Miss Lonely Heart...fuck. I'm disgusted with myself. How did i get all the way to the register with this combination? I'm always so careful with these things. I'm extremely conscience not to buy toilet paper and magazines together or any variation of tampons, chocolate, and Midol. I've reached a new low. This isn't my life and I can't understand why I'm living it. I immediately switch to judging everyone else...since I know what they're thinking of me. I hate everyone. Not like...just defensively...I really hate them. My worldview rotary slips back. My thoughts seem reminiscent of my republican origin. Everything magically makes sense again and when the bag boy with a lisp asks me if I need help to my car, I say, "I think I can manage".
"You will be fortunate, if you accept the next proposition you hear." hmmm interesting...
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